an Old man turns 98he won the lottery and DIE the next day...it's a black fly .. in ur chardonnayit's a death row pardoned.. 2 mins TOO late..
mr PLAY IT SAFE.. was afraid to fly..he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids GUDbYe..he waited his whole damn life to take tt flight& as the plane CRAsHed down.. he tot "well, isn't it nice?"
it's like rain.. on ur weddin dae..it's like a FREE ride when u've oledi PAID!it's the good advice tt u juz didn't take.. WHO would have tot it figures??
well.. life has a funni way of sneaking up on u when u think everything's okie and everything's gg rite..life has a funni way of helpin u out when everything's gone wrong and everything's blows up in UR face..
traffic jam! when u're oledi lateNO SMOKIN sign on ur cigarette break!itz like 10 THOUSANDS spoons when all u nid is a knife..itz miting the man of my dreams & then MITING HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE..isn't it ironic.. dun u think?? alittle tooOoo ironic .. yeah i really do think..
life has a funni way of sneakin up on U ... life has a funni funni way of helpin u out ..???